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fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

"Any ideas for the new park sculpture?"
"How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?"
"Perfect."

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

"Any ideas for the new park sculpture?"

"How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?"

"Perfect."

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history